Category: Sports (Page 5 of 9)

This week on “put these on the card” I straight up suck. Credit to me for admitting that I am colder than ice this week. I have no idea what the fuck is going on. The mind will get right and we will salvage this week.

The record this week is a fucking terrible 3-6 after a third straight 1-2 night. At least I am consistent, even if it consistently fucking awful. Like Linkin Park, Lets Break The Habit. I have 3 picks tonight, 3 winners, 3 ways to get on track. LETS FUCKING GO.

Atlanta Braves ML -198 vs. Marlins

I am writing this paragraph and blasting the video from the Linkin Park above and it is firing me up. The Braves are just the better team and the better team wins the majority of the time. Hammer Atlanta on the principles of probability and the fact they have been winners for me most of the year.

New York Yankees ML -168 @ Texas

The only team that one for me last night and the team that has made me the most money. I know they are going to one of the hottest teams in baseball, but I don’t care. I am going with the team that has been the most consistent all year so that I can get off the losing train. Plus Cole is on the mound, hammer the Yanks.

New Jersey Devils ML -120 vs. Rangers

I am a die hard Rangers fan, and this is not a hedge. This is me wanting to make money and seeing that my team is already playing golf. Shcmid is the best goalie in hockey the last two game for the Devils. Mika and Panarin haven’t even gotten off the bus the first 4 games of this series, so why now? The Rangers are a dead team with zero heart, so if they are going to break mine I might as well make money on them. Hammer the Devils to win tonight and win in six. Fucking Rangers, ZERO HEART!!!!

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The worst two start in the history of “put these on the card” blog. Not fucking great boys, another 1-2 night, I think I got a little cute with my picks. Going with the public to try and save face instead of my big brain. No more public I am using what got me to one of the best daily internet gamblers and that is my gut.

We can bounce back from this 2-4 start to the week, it can be done. It is going to start tonight with these picks. No doubt in my mind that these are going to all be winners and the ship will be corrected. You can’t make and epic comeback if you were always ahead.

New York Yankees ML +102 @ Twins

I know I said I wasn’t going to take the Yanks for a while. Well I lied, all these picks tonight are historically winning teams. I need to get back on track so I am going chalk historical picks. Plus no way is this Yankees team going to be swept by the Twins. Come on boys its the fucking Twins, you own them, get it done tonight.

Boston Bruins ML -250 vs. Panthers

Yes my huge juice bag pick of the night, but I don’t care I want the W. The Bruins will close out Florida tonight at home. It is over the Bruins were woken up by the Panthers in game 2 when they lost at home. Since then Boston went to Florida and dominated the Panthers. Series ends tonight and I win this bet easy, since it is juicy hammer the Bruins.

Los Angeles Lakers ML + 142 @ Memphis

Yes I know the Grizzlies are back home and they were the better team all year. That doesn’t matter because because Dillon Brooks fucked up and poked the bear in Lebron James. This series is over tonight in Memphis. The Lakers have just been the better team on defense, offense and in transition. Ja is a great player but he can’t do it himself. Lebron, and the the Lakers move on tonight in the NBA Playoffs.

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Last week’s “put these on the card” was an absolute success. If you have seen this blog, not a lot have but we are working on that, you are winning money. Please tell your friends to read the blog, it is free money right now I am so hot. Hop on the bandwagon now before I charge y’all for these exceptional weeks.

We went 13-8 this week and for the year are 37- 29 that is 56%. That is a pretty damn good hit rate so far. I believe I can do better. The more you share and view the blog I guarantee you the picks keep getting better. Alright, enough pandering for views. We are here for picks, I have three of them so here we go!!

New York Yankees ML +132 @ Twins

Yes I know the Yanks lost for me yesterday and ruined my perfect Sunday. But this is a rule play, the Yanks with plus odds we always play them. The Twins are throwing their best pitcher and former Yankee Sonny Gray. It will be tough for the Yankees to get to Gray but if any lineup can it is this one. Also just because the pitching is good doesn’t mean I can go against a rule play. Hamer The Yanks.

Los Angeles Lakers ML -198 vs. Memphis

I know that Memphis’ mascot is the Grizzlies but Dillion Brooks poked the actual bear last game. You don’t call out the King when you aren’t even a squire. He done fucked up. Lebron and the Lakers came out last game and trashed Memphis. Brooks was thrown out for cheap shot, and overall the Lakers just out played Memphis. The Lakers seemed to be in the series but after the comments made it woke up a beast. The Lakers win tonight and end it five.

New York Rangers ML -156 vs. Devils

I told you what would happen exactly last game. Even though I bet my Rangers, I said it would be close and the Devils could win. After the game 3 my PTSD of loving the Rangers, Mets & Jets go the best of me on twitter. I started saying the series is over, the Devils will win, here we go again. Sorry, I was wrong! FUCK THE DEVILS. LETS GO RANGERS. SHUT THAT TRASH TEAM WITH TRASH FANS UP TONIGHT. We will not go 0-5 in the power play tonight. The boys will come out ready to fucking go. I am saying definitely a goal from the kids line, Kaner, and Fox from up top. LETS FUCKING GO! ONE GAME, ONE PERIOD, ONE SHIFT. NO QUIT!

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You know what sucks about yesterday’s “put these on the card” picks. We did go 2-1 and won money, that is great. But the one game we lost of course is my Rangers in a playoff game at home. I said in the blog yesterday it was going to be close but I really thought they would pull it off, Fuck Me, it is a series now.

Even with the sadness of my team losing yesterday we won money. And for the week we are 11-7, absolutely killing it this week. No changes in the approach today just giving out 3 winners from the 3 big sports and ending the week the right way!

Boston Celtics ML -255 @ Hawks

This is a must win game for the Celtics to close out Atlanta. The Sixers closed the Nets out yesterday and Boston must do the same today. The reason being they do not want Philly having more rest going into, what I believe will be the hardest series in the playoffs. Any advantage in this series even an extra 3 days of rest will give the other side a huge leg up. Boston knows this and will handle their business today. Hammer the Celtics.

New York Yankees ML +112 vs. Toronto

The rubber game of this matchup today will come down to pitching and timely hitting. Well duh that is what every baseball game comes down too. This will be a tie game late and it will come down to bullpen pitching and clutch hitting I should say. I like the Yanks to win this game late because that is what they do. And any time I can get them plus money I am taking the Yanks.

Boston Bruins ML -156 @ Panthers

Unlike my Rangers last night, the Bruins will bury a team when they are down. That is what great hockey teams do in the playoffs. When they have the advantage they go in for the kill. Good teams know to not let teams hang around. The Bruins will win the game easy today and go back to Boston for the Gentlemen’s sweep. Hammer the City of Boston today minus the baseball team.

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Well the hot streak took a hit on yesterday’s “put these on the card” going 1-2. For the week we are 9-6 on picks which is a fantastic record going into the weekend. As long as we don’t have a massive failure on Saturday and Sunday we are making out with money this week.

If you have been following put these on the card then you know the weekends are when we fire off more plays. I do have 5 plays for y’all today, 3 being live tonight and 2 futures. As always I have plays in all three main sports the NBA, NHL and MLB. Lets win some money this weekend and enjoy the playoffs.

Colorado Avalanche +280 Western Conference Winners & +700 Stanley Cup Winners

As you can see from the above bet slip from FanDuel I have the Avs winning the west. I think they are the best team in the west by far even though the Kraken are giving them a hell of time in the first round. I expect that series to go 7 but the experience of Colorado will get them through that series. Obviously if I have them winning the west then I have to take a flier at +700 to win the Cup. I hope my Rangers do but I have to have money on the favorite from the other conference.

Philadelphia 76ers ML -126 @ Brooklyn

If the Nets were going to win a game in this series it would have been game three. That didn’t happen and Philly will close the Nets out here and get ready for an actually series against the Celtics. The Sixers know that Boston will close out the Hawks tomorrow and they don’t want the Celtics to have more rest. This game won’t be close, hammer the Sixers.

New York Yankees ML 158 vs. Blue Jays

Goddamn Yanks lost for me yesterday and that’s why I am putting 8 units on them today. They are not losing two division games in a row at home especially with Cole on the hill. The Jays have Manoah going for them who was their best pitcher last year but this year is struggling. I think the pitch clock is getting to him. He is a bigger guy and he can’t catch his breathe on the mound. Hammer the Yanks today hard!!

New York Rangers ML 138 vs. Devils

Look I could hedge my bet here and take the Devils because if I lose the bet my team wins and blah, blah, blah. FUCK THAT SHIT. Lets go Rangers! We are the better team in this series and now we are going to MSG! Cue the Baba O’Riley the boys will be buzzin all over Manhattan tonight. I do expect this game to me closer because the Devils are in a do or die situation. But I think the Rangers experience, physicality, mental and talent are all going to will them to win this and go up 3-0. I am just a little hesitant to go absolutely crazy because this game will be close.

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What a fantastic day yesterday on “put these on the card“. A perfect 3-0 night is definitely the momentum needed going into the weekend. The only thing that made it that much sweeter was my Rangers winning big last night as well. That is what we call a win, win.

Lets keep these great vibes going and have an undefeated weekend. Right now as we stand for the week we are 8-4. When it ain’t broke don’t fix it, with that being said we will have 3 picks. One from each of the big 3 sports playing, just like we have been doing.

Boston Celtics ML -200 @ Hawks

Yes this is a no brainer juice bag pick. Well you know what, winning a little big of money is still winning. I am going to keep putting up W’s that is the name of the game. The Celtics won each of the first two games by double digits and I don’t see that changing. Just because the Hawks are at does not mean anything, the talent level is obviously not even close. Hammer the Celtics and take the win.

New York Yankees ML -134 vs. Toronto

I told you I was going for a clean sheet today. That is why I am going to the team that even though lately has hit some bumps. The Yanks have won me the most money this year since the start of the season. I think Germain can shut down the Jays and the Yanks bats will come out to play today and all series. Bronx Bombers by 3 or more tonight.

Boston Bruins ML -156 @ Florida

After dominating game 1 in the series the Panthers shocked the Bruins last game. No one saw that coming, especially the boys from Boston. With that being said, I think that wake up call was huge for them. I expect the Bruins to come out buzzin all over the ice and show why they were the best team in hockey all year. This will be a physical and skillful beat down tonight by Boston.

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Fucking Hump Day screws us good boys, going 1-2 on the day on “put these on the card”. We are still sitting good for the week at 5-4, we just need to keep winning 2 of 3 and hopefully have a 3-0 day today. That is the last time I ever count on the goddamn Islanders to win anything.

It is the weekend eve and we have NBA playoffs, NHL playoffs and the MLB is in full sing. I have plays for all three sports today and I don’t want to get ahead of myself, but I love them. These maybe the best picks I have had for this blog, 3-0 is coming tonight boys, its cumming like a 14 year olds wet dream. LETS GO!!!

New York Mets ML -126 vs. Angels

This is an obvious play today after what transpired yesterday. The team galvanized after the bullshit throwing out of Mad Max yesterday. Scherzer was tossed in the 4th inning over “sticky substance” on his hand, it was just swear and rosin. Umpire Phil Cuzzi decided to make it about him and toss the ace pitcher out. This could bet the very thing to unite the Mets the rest of the year. They went on to win in L.A. yesterday and take the series 2 out of 3. I think the momentum continues today with Senga on the mound and the bats will be out for Max again.

Philadelphia 76ers ML -190 @ Nets

It was pretty awesome to see the Nets team bounce back after Durant and Crazy Kyrie left this year. It is commendable for them to make the playoffs and they have some good young talent. That being said, the 76ers have the MVP and are just so much more talented and experienced. The first two games were double digit victories and this game tonight will be too. Joel Embiid and his back up Paul Reed are dominating down low. Maxey and Harden are playing great basketball this game won’t be close and the series is over in 4.

New York Rangers ML +110 @ Devils

My Rangers went out on Tuesday and punched the Devils in the face. The size of the the Rangers forwards, mostly Krieder was a real problem for the smaller faster New Jersey team. They could not come even close to the center of the net. On four power plays they did not even get a shot off and their only goal was on a bullshit penalty shot. I expect the Rangers to continue to play physical, smart hockey and their starts like Tarasenko, Krieder, Kane, Panarin and the rest of the boys will bring it home again tonight. Lets Go Rangers!!!

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