Fucking Hump Day screws us good boys, going 1-2 on the day on “put these on the card”. We are still sitting good for the week at 5-4, we just need to keep winning 2 of 3 and hopefully have a 3-0 day today. That is the last time I ever count on the goddamn Islanders to win anything.
It is the weekend eve and we have NBA playoffs, NHL playoffs and the MLB is in full sing. I have plays for all three sports today and I don’t want to get ahead of myself, but I love them. These maybe the best picks I have had for this blog, 3-0 is coming tonight boys, its cumming like a 14 year olds wet dream. LETS GO!!!
New York Mets ML -126 vs. Angels
This is an obvious play today after what transpired yesterday. The team galvanized after the bullshit throwing out of Mad Max yesterday. Scherzer was tossed in the 4th inning over “sticky substance” on his hand, it was just swear and rosin. Umpire Phil Cuzzi decided to make it about him and toss the ace pitcher out. This could bet the very thing to unite the Mets the rest of the year. They went on to win in L.A. yesterday and take the series 2 out of 3. I think the momentum continues today with Senga on the mound and the bats will be out for Max again.
Philadelphia 76ers ML -190 @ Nets
It was pretty awesome to see the Nets team bounce back after Durant and Crazy Kyrie left this year. It is commendable for them to make the playoffs and they have some good young talent. That being said, the 76ers have the MVP and are just so much more talented and experienced. The first two games were double digit victories and this game tonight will be too. Joel Embiid and his back up Paul Reed are dominating down low. Maxey and Harden are playing great basketball this game won’t be close and the series is over in 4.
New York Rangers ML +110 @ Devils
My Rangers went out on Tuesday and punched the Devils in the face. The size of the the Rangers forwards, mostly Krieder was a real problem for the smaller faster New Jersey team. They could not come even close to the center of the net. On four power plays they did not even get a shot off and their only goal was on a bullshit penalty shot. I expect the Rangers to continue to play physical, smart hockey and their starts like Tarasenko, Krieder, Kane, Panarin and the rest of the boys will bring it home again tonight. Lets Go Rangers!!!
Another non losing day for the “put these on the card” daily gambling blog. You like that? You see how I worded that? Lol, we went 2-2 yesterday but are plus units thanks to my New York Rangers absolutely handling the Devils. I told you my boys were going to dominate and they did just that yesterday.
I have a few futures I put in for hockey, I have the Avalanche +280 to twin the west and +700 to win the Cup. If you watch them play, they are just bigger and faster on the ice and now they have a goalie, it is scary. But we do have daily picks on this blog and again I have one from each of the big 3 sports playing now.
New York Islanders +140 @ Hurricanes
I absolutely can’t stand that team from the Island, as a Rangers fan. But I not only want to win the Cup. I want to beat the Devils, Islanders then Bruins to shut them all up on the way. That would make it so much sweeter. So I am taking the Islanders and their amazing keeper in Ilya Sorokin who is the second best goalie in hockey. Even the Islanders can manage to score 1 tonight and I think Sorokin keeps the sheet clean.
Los Angeles Lakers ML -112 @ Memphis
I was on the Lakers last game to win and they did. Now that Ja Morant is out for the series this should be a sweep. Reeves and Hachimura played out there mind game 1 and I don’t see that slowing down. This was a great draw for the Lakers and they handle business tonight. My guess this one isn’t close.
New York Yankees ML -134 vs. Angels
I might have to cool on the Yanks if they don’t pull this one out for me. They have now lost me three bets the last three times I have been on them. I will give them this last chance to win me money like they have all year. The bats have to emerge and it is ridiculous for them to be losing to the Angels. They better get it done for me tonight or they are off the card for a while.
Not a bad way to start the week on “put these on the card“. The damn Warriors blew my undefeated night but 2-1 is a decent way to begin the week. Just further proving my point it is always a long play in gambling. Love that the NBA & NHL playoffs are in full swing and again I have picks from all three big leagues tonight.
This is my daily Yankee’s pick until they stop making me money. I am not sure of Schmidt who is starting for the Yanks tonight. What I am sure of is the Yankees bats and how 1-9 they can all rake. Give me the Bronx Bombers to win a high scoring game tonight.
Los Angeles Dodgers ML -166 vs. Mets
Look it was awesome to watch the Mets pull out a win last night. As a fan it was awesome and I doubted they would win that game when it was going back and forth. That being said, I know this team and they are not winning back to back games in L.A. The cherry on top is that Kershaw is pitching. This one might get ugly and if I know my team is going to lose, I might as well make money.
Boston Celtics -10.5 vs. Hawks
Now usually I know I just give you winners and losers. The juice was like -550 on this game and that is just not worth it. At -120 I feel very comfortable that the best team in the East will dominate the Hawks in game one. Tatum will go off in this game and so will Brown proving this won’t be a series. I think the Celtics dominate tonight and win the series in 5.
New York Rangers ML +112 @ Devils
There is nothing like playoff hockey. There really isn’t anything like playoff hockey vs your rival and you have coin on the game. LETS FUCKING GO RANGERS. My Blueshirts are going to shit down the Devil’s throats. Yeah I know, during the regular season the Devils’ swept them. TOO FUCKING BAD THE REGULAR SEASON DOES”NT MATTER. The Rangers have the best goalie, Kaner, Mika, Panarin, Krieder, The Kids Line, Trouba, on and on and on. Lets GO BOYS!!!! Hammer the Rangers.
What an absolute awesome ending to our week with yesterday’s “put these on the card” picks. We had 5 picks, one got rained out, one isn’t until tomorrow and the other we went 3-0. Bringing our weekly record to 13-11. From the start of the week to the end we made a hell of a comeback and now are at 24-20 lifetime on put these on the card.
I am loving the 3 daily picks and the weekend having a little more. Let’s start this week off where last ended and go 3-0!! Love the fact that the NHL and NBA playoffs are in full swing. Today we have three bets on from each of the three big sports.
Boston Bruins ML -230 vs. Panthers
I mean this is just an obvious win, and I will take it. To start the week 3-0 on “put these on the card” is the only goal today. The payout won’t be that great but the bragging rights are more important. The Bruins are the best team in the NHL and broke the points record this year. This will be an easy sweep for Bruins.
Golden State Warriors -122 @ Kings
This pick was my only loss of last weekend but I still truly believe the Warriors are the better team. Losing by 3 on the road to a team that hadn’t had a home playoff game in almost 20 years is not a bad loss. I expect Curry to go off tonight, I am talking 40 + and Thompson to light up the three point line. Love the Warriors in this spot and to take this series in 6.
New York Mets ML +138 @ Dodgers
I have stated that the Mets are a bad team and I will not be taking them anymore. Please excuse that, because that was just my fandom. The Mets are coming off a sweep of the A’s, who I know are terrible . The thing that I like is that Lindor and Pete’s bats are hot. Maybe I am crazy but I think Peterson pitches his best game tonight. The Mets prove me wrong and prove they are a real playoff contender this year.
Let’s Fucking Go!! On yesterday’s “put these on the card” we went 4-1 with a couple of plus money hits. If it wasn’t for Golden State choking away we would have a .500 record for the week but we stand at 10-11. That is making up some huge ground.
It is Sunday and the NBA playoffs have started, so we have more plays. I gave you 5 plays yesterday and we did pretty damn well. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it, so I have 5 more for y’all today. Let’s finish this fucking week with a winning record and up units!
Detroit Tigers ML +130 vs. Giants
This is a bet that I can’t really give you a reason why I am taking it. I saw it on the app and was like, “hmmm I think the Tigers win”. There is no stats to back this up, no pitching insider here, just gut. The Giants aren’t great and the Tigers are at home. San Francisco is wanting to get out of the midwest is really my only reason to take them here.
New York Yankees ML -168 vs. Twins
Early in the week the Yanks let me down two times in a row. The first time that has happened all year. The Bronx Bombers bounced back and shut down the Twins yesterday. It is just math that they will win today, the Twins don’t ever take a series from New York. So with that being said the Yanks win and split the series today, oh Cole is on the mound. Hammer the Yanks, at home, to split, with Cole. Thats just a gambling algorithm.
New York Mets ML -158 @ Oakland
They fell behind yesterday to the lowly A’s but ended up winning. That is exactly what good teams do when playing bad teams. The Mets already won the series and if they are a real playoff team they sweep here. I had my fandom on the line, like I said in yesterday’s “put these on the card” and the Mets stepped up. I can continue to cheer for them and sweeping bad teams go a long way to being a real contender.
Boston Celtics -10.5 vs. Hawks
Now usually I know I just give you winners and losers. The juice was like -550 on this game and that is just not worth it. At -120 I feel very comfortable that the best team in the East will dominate the Hawks in game one. Tatum will go off in this game and so will Brown proving this won’t be a series. I think the Celtics dominate tonight and win the series in 5.
Los Angeles Lakes ML + 132 @ Memphis
I lost yesterday was when I took experience over youth in the NBA playoffs. The Warriors lost it for me yesterday and I like the Lakers for the same reason today. Maybe I am stupid but I think Lebron and Davis are about to go on a run. The Lakers are built for the playoffs and they still have the King, older version of the King. Some people say that his covid championship doesn’t really count. I am not saying it, but people are and you know he hears it. He needs another one or two for his legacy and I just like the matchup here in round one for the Lakers to win tonight and the series.
The good news about yesterday’s “put these on the card” is we went .500. Bringing the weeks total so far to 6-10. I know that I was down about the record and how it couldn’t be salvaged this week. The thing is, I woke up ready to suck today’s dick and fuck shit up.
We are going 5-0 today and getting back to over .500. That is right I have 5 plays today that I love. It is the start of the NBA playoffs, and of course we have some baseball that we are putting on the card. Keep the vibes high and let’s start this weekend off right!
New York Yankees ML -138 vs. Twins
Yes I know they have lost two in a row for me, the first time all year. That is obviously and outlier and the Yanks will get back on track. It is the Twins for fucks sake, the Yankees are the Twins Daddy. Two lucky games for Minnesota but it ends today, hammer the Bombers.
Atlanta Braves ML -138 @ Royals
Stupid me for not betting Braves games this week. It just kind of slipped my mind, I was reading their games perfectly all year. The Braves are just a much better team than the Royals. This one shouldn’t be close. Atlanta should cruise to an easy Saturday win. Pitching, Defense and Hitting the Braves are just so damn well rounded.
New York Mets ML -188 @ Oakland
Even though Cookie is on the mound for the Mets, they should still handle the A’s. I said yesterday on “put these on the card” that I will be betting the Mets the whole series and I am. This should be an easy sweep for the Mets, as Oakland has a triple A roster at best. My fandom is on the line if they somehow drop this series and I don’t see that happening. I mean did you see Lindor last night? Maybe it’s Pete’s turn tonight? Hammer the Mets today and tomorrow.
Golden State Warriors ML -104 @ Kings
Look the Kings are a great story for the regular season of the NBA. A bunch of underdog players rising up and snagging the 3 seed in the playoffs. The Kings have’t been to the playoffs since before the I-Phone was invented. Now I know new team every year, blah, blah, blah. I believe in the playoffs it comes down to a mixture of talent and experience. While the Kings have the talent, they are just too young to beat this very talented but more experience Warriors team. I mean its Curry, Green and Thompson in the playoffs, Warriors in 4.
New York Knicks ML +188 @ Cleveland
I got this line yesterday and I see today it has dropped to +138 which I love. The Knicks, yes are my team. Have a really watched them closely this year? No, because they have been irrelevant for so long. But now my ban wagon fandom is here for the playoffs and I think Brunson and Barrett and the boys will win this game and this series for New York.
This week is a total bust on “put these on the card“, well at least records wise. Coming in this week at 4-8 is pretty shitty but we did hit a +225 to save a little face last night, Thank You Pirates. The rest of this week we are just full sending it with high bets, fuck it the record is gone.
Chicago Bulls ML +184 @ Miami….. I am taking this pick because of the amazing last games from Zach Levine and Demar DeRozan’s daughter. That was an epic way to cheer on the your dad. Right there is the kind of dedication needed to win a playoff series. I just love Pat Bev so, Lets Go Bulls.
New York Yankees ML-172 vs. Twins….. You know I had a bad day when even the Yanks lost for me. That won’t happen on back to back nights, they haven’t lost back to back all year. The Yanks cruise to victory here so put the hammer down on the Bronx Bombers.
New York Mets ML -188 @ Oakland…. If the Mets don’t take two of three from the A’s I might just revoke my fandom. That being said, I will bet on them every game this series even though they always let me down. Their bats are slowly getting there and Senga is on the bump tonight, they should handlethe lowly A’s.
Blue JaysML +100 vs. Rays…. I sound like a fucking broken record always on the wrong side of this team but FUCK THE RAYS. The streak is over!!! Berrios is shutting them down! The bats of Vlad Jr, Bichette Jr, and the boys will blow them out tonight. IT IS OVER FOR THE RAYS THEY ARE LOSING FINALLY!!!! Put these on the card.
