Yeah I know being 3-6 on “put these on the card” does not look good for a new site. I get it, but again the wins are coming. I have mostly been doing MLB, but now the NHL & NBA playoffs are here and we will start hitting and hitting big. Let us all breathe and have some patience. I am the same guy who hit for 69% on all college football picks on my Units Only Go Up, college podcast. People forget, I am your wifey’s favorite gambler and your baby momma’s favorite bookie. Just Chill.
New York Yankees ML -138 vs. Twins….. They just keep winning for me and make me money. I don’t really love the pitching matchup, I think the Twins have the edge in starters. But the Yanks just keep making me money, so I will keep hammering them. The offense always shows up when the staff gets touched up so I hate to say it, Lets Go Yankees.
New York Rangers ML -128 vs. Toronto….Look my Rangers are not losing the last game of the year, in the Garden, right before the playoffs. The Blueshirts are going to build momentum by beating a good Leafs team. The boys will be buzzin all around the ice, shooting pucks on net and doing cellys all over the Garden. This will be a huge win gaining confidence to go to New Jersey and stomp out the Devils in round one of the playoffs. I fucking love New York Rangers playoff hockey.
Boston Red Sox ML +150 @ Rays…..They almost did it!!!They won’t break the record. Fuck so close, the Red Sox came back in the middle innings last night. The Sox fell 2 runs short of someone finally beating this fucking Rays team. I hate the Rays, you can’t name 2 starting pitchers, or anyone else besides Franco and Arozarena its so annoying. The just win and I can hate. They are going down today, Kluber is shutting them out, I am calling that. Fuck the Rays.
2023 NFL MOCK DRAFT = NO BODY FUCKING KNOWS!!! JUST WATCH THE FUCKING THING!! WE NEED TO START HOLDING THESE PEOPLE ACCOUNTABLE FOR ALWAYS BEING WRONG.
It drives me crazy all these “experts” every year fill in space between the Superbowl and the Draft with bullshit. Mel Kiper is so goddamn out of touch, having Will Levis as a 1st round pick. I love McShay as a boy, but he is always liquored up on the sidelines of games. They don’t know what teams are really thinking, they are just throwing a hot take out. These guys are professional guessers, and I know more then them.
New two-round mock draft: How I see the top 63 picks — including two projected tradeshttps://t.co/ZS9gGPkurT
Then you have every twitter handle with NFL in their name just throwing up absolute bullshit with no evidence behind it. They just copy someone else’s and tweak it a little bit.
Here is the entire #NFLDraft2023 1st round of what I would do for every team:#MockDraft A lot of controversy to be had, remember this is how I feel about the players and not what I think Will actually happen.
These guys are all full of shit. All of their team “sources” are lying to them if they are even talking to them to send out smoke screens. Stop falling for the bullshit and just watch the draft. Go in with no expectations and see what happens. SO FUCK NFL MOCK DRAFTS.
Well there seems to be a pattern of sucking this week on “put these on the card”. Another 1-2 day, as we stand this week we are 2-4 on the week. That is so goddamn unacceptable and y’all deserve better. We must right the ship the rest of the week and that starts with today.
Boston Red Sox ML +116 @ Rays….. It is getting to be annoying betting against the Rays but I have to be there when they lose. They are 11-0 and 2 games away from the record to start the year. No way do they get the record it def ends tonight with Sale on the mound. Down with the Rays tonight and I will be vindicated.
New York Yankees ML-116 @ Cleveland… The one team that rarely lets me down is the team I hate the most. I love money more than I hate the Bronx Bombers and they have done nothing but cash tickets. Like I told you in other blogs I am riding them until they start consistently loosing money and thats not happening soon.
Philadelphia Phillies ML -200 vs. Marlins……Yes this team bit me in the ass last night losing in horrible fashion to the lowly Marlins. It is annoying when the better team loses with their ace on the mound. No chance, No chance in hell do the Marlins go back to back in Philly, hammer the Phillies.
The 2023 college football season is coming faster than you think. Lindy’s, Athlon and Phil Steele are all great to get your tangible news from. The better way to learn about the upcoming season is to throw a podcast on and listen. There are a few out there that really deliver everything that you need. They have the perfect mix of news stats and entertainment. Here is On The Card Sports’ unbiased list of the top 5 college football podcasts.
Josh and the 247 sports crew does a great job delivering college football to the masses. The real reason he is the King of college football podcasting is, he doesn’t leave anyone out. With 130 teams in FBS football, it is very hard to have a nugget about each team. I am not saying he spends 30 mins talking about UMass football. If you ask him in the dms, he will have something to give you. The other great thing Late Kick does is go to the games. Each week during the season, Pate will be at a high profile game and he keeps it on a rotation. Don’t be a casual. Check him out.
Barstool’s college football podcast comes in here at number 2 because of the entertainment. Brandon Walker is an electric factory when you get him going on a college football topic. The man’s takes are usually right-on, and he won’t pull any punches on them. The unbiased opinions and honesty go a long way with me. Now his co host Kayce Smith is the best set-up guy in the game. She knows when and where to poke at Brandon like only she can. Kayce knows ball and more importantly knows how to steer a show. I can’t leave out the two best producers in the game with JackMac and Katie Stats. These four just work; like the ridiculous college football fantastic four.
Love this college football podcast!! Gambling, gambling, gambling. The four guys, Chip, Danny,Tom and Bud are college football experts that mesh well together. This is definitely the podcast for the gamblers of college football. Every week on Friday they come out with their picks. As long as you don’t listen to Danny, always follow Bud, ride with Chip on ridiculous odds bets and listen to Tom anything Big Ten you’ll be doing great. The guys will bust balls and talk football and gambling. What is not to love.
This is a totally unbiased selection at number 4 with On The Card Sports’ very own college football podcast. The guys at Spiked College Football show do it a little different than the majority. Tyler,Johnny,JC and Rob come at college football like guys at a bar discussing ball. We are just passionate fans discussing the best sport in the world. JC, the good looking one, that provides us good solid takes and our female audience. Rob being the analytical nerd. Tyler always providing the best producing of the show, along with one liners. Johnny, yes me, being the absolute star. Not only with his amazing picks, but the absolutely brilliant hot takes that seem to always be right.
This podcast is the mecca for all SEC college football fans. The only reason it is at number 5 is because it is only the SEC. I love SECMike and CousinShane for all their homer love. The SEC deserves homer love because it is the preeminent league in college football. I don’t think I have heard these two bad mouth a single team in the league. While I will do it, Brandon Walker will, lord knows Danny Kannell will too. If an SEC school is terrible, we will say it and say it with our chest. These boys won’t do it, they know their audience. I respect the hell out of that. And to be honest, no one in media knows more about the SEC than these boys. Plus, they just have the voices for podcasting. Let’s be honest, Mike is silky smooth and Cousin Shane’s opening to every pod is exceptional.
There is the top 5 college football podcasts on the airwaves right now. Your rankings of the pods may be different, but there are no better 5 than these. Closing in on 130 days left until college football starts. Can’t Wait. Follow us on:Twitter, Tik Tok, Instagram & Youtube.
Not off to the greatest of starts at 1-2 this week on “put these on the card”. The Nats hit of +194 helped us save a little face. I am slowly dialing in the MLB gambling, we are right there to being perfect every day. Remember it is the long game, this week will have another positive week going into the NBA & NHL playoff.
Now I have had some feedback. Johnny why are you not doing run lines? You are only doing moneyline plays for MLB. Yes that is correct. The reason is, baseball to me is a win/loss game. By that I mean, I can tell you most of the time who will win but the runs can be all over the place. I just feel comfortable, even with the juice ball plays to just give winners.
New York Yankees ML-172 @ Cleveland……Again system play here for me. I have now only lost twice when betting the Yanks. They lost yesterday, it is a guarantee they win tonight especially with Cole on the hill. I will keep riding the Yanks to wins until they stop being hot.
Boston Red Sox ML +154 @ Rays….This is my stubborn pick of taking whoever is playing the Rays until they lose. I can’t believe this Rays team is still undefeated, most fans can’t name 4 guys on the team. I will be there on the other side cashing the ticket when they do lose and I think it is tonight. Go Sox!!!
Philadelphia Phillies ML -148 vs. Marlins…. The Phillies have their best pitcher in Nola going tonight. They are at home at their bats were alive yesterday scoring 15 runs. I think they stay hot tonight and take down the Marlins.
A winning record is a winning record even at 11-10 for the week. Yesterday’s “put these on the card” had winners and one long shot that didn’t pay off and that is ok. The Yankees’ and the Defenders’ both handled their business, and the eventually the Rays will lose. I have another new betting rule for this years baseball bets. Bet against the Rays until they lose when the opposing team has plus money.
They are not winning every single game and I will take the opposite side until I am right. Also, I cashed out the Brooks Koepka future on the Masters at +2200 before the 4th round. I did that because 22 times my bet is enough and I had a hunch he would lose it. It is because I have fantastic gambling eyes watching live events. But I digress with my awesome live gambling to give you great picks to start the week off right.
New York Yankees ML +128 @ Cleveland…. I am going to stick to what works and what I know. This year it is simply just taking the Yankees every day when you like the pitching matchup. I know its Bieber, but the Yankees hit him well and they are going to win this game. Trust me I have only lost once betting on the Yanks this year, oh and still fuck them.
San Diego Padres ML +116 @ Mets …. The Mets are frauds, they are not a good team and they can’t beat good teams. I know our “Ace” Scherzer is on the mound, but let’s be honest, it is over for him. Mad Max has been missing spots and getting hit hard. He is old it happens. Then the hitting is sporadic at best. It is just the year to bet against the boys. If my team is going to be a bunch of losers, I might as well make money on it.
Washington Nationals ML +194 @ Angels…… To be honest, it is 11:20 pm on Sunday night. I write the blogs a day early to get the best odds. And Fuck Fanduel for not having the Rays vs. Red Sox game listed yet. What bullshit that is, I was and will be hammering Boston. I do have to give you 3 winners a night though, so take the Nats in this spot for nice odds. The Angels are frauds when Ohtani isn’t pitching and Corbin was a good pitcher once upon a time.
Monday’s after a holiday don’t have to suck, well as long as you follow my picks and win money. As a collective group let’s start the week off right with a 3-0 opening day of the week. Always put these on the card and makes sure to tell your friends.
Yesterday’s “put these on the card” went 2-1. Somehow the Mets decided they want to play winning baseball. Overall this week we are 9-9, not too bad especially hitting a few +200 bets.
Now .500 is not what we aim for, because we want to make money. Remember however we still have Koepka +4400 to take the Masters, and he is up 3 strokes. Come on Brooks take this home and show the PGA whats up. If we cash that ticket then this is a very successful week, so you’re welcome.
D.C. Defenders ML +100 @ Seattle…… I know a lot of people might not be watching the XFL. Whoever isn’t watching is 100% missing out. The football is on a high level and the fans are loving the product on the field. I have watched every weekend and the Defenders are far and away the best team in the league at 6-1. The dual QB’s of Kind and Ta’Amu are racking up the points while Coach Barlow’s defense shuts teams down. Seattle has turned up the offense lately but DC and plus points is always a bet for me.
New York Yankees Ml -148 @ Baltimore….. They didn’t let me down yesterday and I have bet them almost every day. I only have one loss with the Yankees this year and I am going to let it ride when I like the matchups. Cortes will shut down the O’s lineup and the Yankees bats will continue to drive in runs. Lets Go Bronx Bombers.
Oakland Athletics ML +245 @ Tampa….Look do I think the A’s are a better team? No. Do I think they would win this game more than once out of 100 times? No. I do believe though all things must come to an end. The Rays are 8-0, they will not be going 162-0, so they will have to lose at some point. That point is coming soon and if I can get +245 on the team that can do it, I take it. Lets go A’s!!
Lets end the week with a 3-0 Sunday record and pray Brooks pulls through on that huge +4400. Happy easter and be sure to: Follow us on : Twitter,Tik Tok, Instagram & Youtube.
I have to be honest about yesterday’s “put these on the card“. I played head games with myself so the teams I wanted to win would win. In doing that I gave out bad picks. I just really needed a Mets Win, and a Yankee and Braves loss. I apologize for the deceit but hopefully you faded me anyways.
I can’t ever tell you if I will do that again, but what I can say is if you see me betting against my team and for hated teams you know what to do. So far for the week on “put these on the card” we are 7-8, which isn’t great. Remember, however, I do have the future Masters pick in Koepka at +4400. If he pulls it off or you cashed out early we are still very much up this week.
Miami Marlins ML +144 @ Mets…. I promise no games here, I just like the Marlins to win. It is their second time seeing Senga in as many weeks. My guess is the hitting coach will have a good game plan with him and his ghost pitch. The Mets bats have been so inconsistent and the injuries keep coming. Marlins might actually be a good team as well.
New York Yankees ML -132 @ Baltimore….. This I promise is not another game like yesterday. There is no chance in hell this team, this lineup loses three in a row overall and 2 to the O’s. Not going to happen, the bats wake up and the Yankees pitching prevails.
Arizona Diamondbacks +136 vs. Dodgers… I told you in previous editions of “put these on the card”, the Braves rule of betting. Well here is another one, bet the Diamondbacks plus money if you like the matchup. I think the D-Backs lineup, who are fastball hitters, can get to Syndegaard early and often. I love them here at home to beat the Dodgers.
So I did say on yesterday’s “put these on the card” that we would go 3-0. Look I am not perfect Ok? I am however 7-5 for the week. Also my Masters picks are sitting at first, fourth and tenth respectfully after round one.
I am not going to sit here and brag that I have a 44-1 in the Masters on top of the leader board. Not my style, my style is humbly giving you the best picks everyday. I am guaranteeing a 3-0 day, probably.
Atlanta Braves ML -130 vs. Padres….I know they let me down yesterday but this is not a team that loses two games in a row very often. I am playing the numbers game here, the Braves will win. I will get back to my winning ways and this is a damn near guarantee.
New York Yankees ML -126 @ Baltimore… Just like the Braves this team will not lose back to back games very often. Also lets be honest they have been great for me on “put these on the card”. As much as I hate them, I love money more so give me the Bronx Bombers tonight.
Miami Marlins ML +164 @ Mets….. I am so done with my own team. The Mets are just bad, just like I said they would be in my preview blog. I don’t care they always win home openers. This “put these on the card” daily blog is about winning, not what I wish would happen. Marlins win in Queens today.
Who doesn’t love an awesome super villain? I was lucky enough to be scrolling through Twitter this morning when I saw a thread that combined two of my favorite things. The NFL and what looked like creatures of myth. These AI generated monsters look straight out of a newer Mortal Kombat game. The advances in science is finally being used for good. Who cares about diseases and famine? No, fuck that. These monsters are the cat’s meow.
I hate to admit it, but the Cowboys super villain looks like a more badass version of Raiden. I think they stole the Buccaneer from the Pirates of the Caribbean series, but it’s still sweet. The Texans might suck on the field, but damn that bull head looks incredible, like a cooler Sauron. The Dolphin, well, it’s just not a dolphin but it is sweet looking.
Awesome Super Villain
The Detroit Lion super villain is definitely a top 5 new mascot for me. It is a mix of the Beast from X-Men and Raiden. That’s just sweet. The Bengals creature is just kind of mid for me. The colors look great, but I think the neck is just too long. OK, now the Raven is pretty badass. It is what I think the Dementor should have been in Harry Potter. The Chargers character reminds me of Kratos, which is always cool.
Awesome Super Villain
Can you say really cool version of Black Panther? Thats is exactly what the Jaguars Villain looks like. Freaking sweet. No comparisons when it comes to the Carolina Panther, just bad ass. I mean come on, this one is easy; the Saints creature looks like the Mountain from Game of Thrones with much cooler gear. The Chicago Bear looks like what I think the Cocaine Bear thinks he looks like while on cocaine. If you understood that, then you’ll agree.
Awesome Super Villain
Now I am having a difficult decision with the Rams monster. Do I love it? Or do I hate it? Please someone help me through this one. Hate to admit this because I hate the Pats, but that creature is giving off swag. A much more in fit version of The Thing from Fantastic Four vibes. Eh, is what I say about the Bills mascot. Looks like one of the dumb Orcs from Lord of the Rings. Ok, see the Steelers villain is badass. It is a sweet mix of the Terminator and the Silver Surfer; absolutely sweet.
Awesome Super Villain
If you know Hawkman from D.C. comics, the Cardinal is him mixed with Kratos from God of War and I am all for it. It’s weird, in the face the Eagles creature looks like Wolverine and is cool, but the body and wings fall flat for me. The creators of these did a great job on them, but the Browns monster kind of sucks. Just boring. Just like the Browns. The Packers villain is very cool and original. I like it.
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If you’re a Game of Thrones fan, you’ll love the Colts monster. It is the Night King with badass armor, and that’s just cool. The Chiefs villain is a top 5 for me. It looks like what I would picture a Mayan, Alien leader. That’s just really awesome. Does anyone else get Predator with sick armor vibes from the Raiders? Now, the Jets. I can’t tell if I love it or hate it. It looks like the coolest version of Aquaman, but does that mean Jets?
Awesome Super Villain
While the Viking looks cool, he also kind of looks like big guys from Norway with some armor. Tell me I am not the only one who sees a two-toned Goro from Mortal Kombat on the Giants monster. Oh, that’s not an insult. That is a huge compliment. The Falcons villain is okay. Anyone else see a steroided up zombie Gimli in the 49ers monster? It’s pretty freaking cool and unique.
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I did just say the Chiefs monster looked like a Mayan, alien, God-like creature. The Commanders is the same, but Aztec; and they should fight each other, lol. Hmmmmm, the Titan looks like Thanos if he was a Greek Demi-God, and there is nothing wrong with that. I think we can all agree the Broncos is the worst one. It is just not cool and that’s ok. The other villains need to beat up on someone. Last but not least, the Seahawk creature. It is exactly what you would expect from Seattle.
