Put These On The Card 4/27

This week on “put these on the card” I straight up suck. Credit to me for admitting that I am colder than ice this week. I have no idea what the fuck is going on. The mind will get right and we will salvage this week.

The record this week is a fucking terrible 3-6 after a third straight 1-2 night. At least I am consistent, even if it consistently fucking awful. Like Linkin Park, Lets Break The Habit. I have 3 picks tonight, 3 winners, 3 ways to get on track. LETS FUCKING GO.

Atlanta Braves ML -198 vs. Marlins

I am writing this paragraph and blasting the video from the Linkin Park above and it is firing me up. The Braves are just the better team and the better team wins the majority of the time. Hammer Atlanta on the principles of probability and the fact they have been winners for me most of the year.

New York Yankees ML -168 @ Texas

The only team that one for me last night and the team that has made me the most money. I know they are going to one of the hottest teams in baseball, but I don’t care. I am going with the team that has been the most consistent all year so that I can get off the losing train. Plus Cole is on the mound, hammer the Yanks.

New Jersey Devils ML -120 vs. Rangers

I am a die hard Rangers fan, and this is not a hedge. This is me wanting to make money and seeing that my team is already playing golf. Shcmid is the best goalie in hockey the last two game for the Devils. Mika and Panarin haven’t even gotten off the bus the first 4 games of this series, so why now? The Rangers are a dead team with zero heart, so if they are going to break mine I might as well make money on them. Hammer the Devils to win tonight and win in six. Fucking Rangers, ZERO HEART!!!!