Put These On The Card 4/26

The worst two start in the history of “put these on the card” blog. Not fucking great boys, another 1-2 night, I think I got a little cute with my picks. Going with the public to try and save face instead of my big brain. No more public I am using what got me to one of the best daily internet gamblers and that is my gut.

We can bounce back from this 2-4 start to the week, it can be done. It is going to start tonight with these picks. No doubt in my mind that these are going to all be winners and the ship will be corrected. You can’t make and epic comeback if you were always ahead.

New York Yankees ML +102 @ Twins

I know I said I wasn’t going to take the Yanks for a while. Well I lied, all these picks tonight are historically winning teams. I need to get back on track so I am going chalk historical picks. Plus no way is this Yankees team going to be swept by the Twins. Come on boys its the fucking Twins, you own them, get it done tonight.

Boston Bruins ML -250 vs. Panthers

Yes my huge juice bag pick of the night, but I don’t care I want the W. The Bruins will close out Florida tonight at home. It is over the Bruins were woken up by the Panthers in game 2 when they lost at home. Since then Boston went to Florida and dominated the Panthers. Series ends tonight and I win this bet easy, since it is juicy hammer the Bruins.

Los Angeles Lakers ML + 142 @ Memphis

Yes I know the Grizzlies are back home and they were the better team all year. That doesn’t matter because because Dillon Brooks fucked up and poked the bear in Lebron James. This series is over tonight in Memphis. The Lakers have just been the better team on defense, offense and in transition. Ja is a great player but he can’t do it himself. Lebron, and the the Lakers move on tonight in the NBA Playoffs.