I have no fucking clue what to say about yesterday’s “put these on the card“. Just a black pit of despair. I couldn’t get a pick right if I fell out of a boat and landed on a winner. Mercury has to be in retrograde or something. I have never had such a bad run. I haven’t quit, I will get off this proverbial gambling mat. Not dead yet.
This song always got me going pregame for football. These vibes are going to lead me to the right picks today. I can’t believe I went 0-3 for y’all yesterday. The record for the week is 4-8 after starting 4-2. The turn around is now, so put these on the card.
Atlanta Braves ML -152 vs Seattle
I have had a lousy week so it is back to the team that always wins me money. The Braves are the best team in the National League. They are home and Elder is on the mound. He is 3-0 with a 1.94 ERA. In his 8 starts this year the Braves have won 6 of them. Hammer the Braves tonight and get back on track.
New York Mets ML -152 vs Cleveland
So I have been bashing my Mets and betting against them. I keep getting burned by my own team. Huge comeback walk-off vs. the Rays and then they follow that up with another win. They just beat the beat team in baseball 2 out of 3. They just kiss me off so much because they were playing like shit. Now they brought up all their best prospects. The young guys have given the team a boost and I’m back to being positive Johnny about them. LFGM!!!!!
Boston Celtics ML -400 vs. Miami
I had the Heat in game 1 because the Celtics have been shaky at home in these playoffs. They are 4-4 in the Garden. But they always bounce back with a big game after a bad loss. I expect Tatum to just take over this game. He was a little timid game 1. There is no doubt he will be the Celtics leading scorer and reason why they win tonight. Hammer the Celtics because that is a huge juice bag number.